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Also, Mark makes a special mention to carefully inspect the contents of the box when you do get this exclusive Red Cog. The extra weapons are in tissue paper attached to the back and make sure you don't throw them out.
Happy TF Tuesday everyone!! I hope you all have seen the reveal of Legacy Deluxe Target Exclusive Red Cog with weapons pack! I worked on this item with the great Hasui Shogo at Takara Tomy.
This character is inspired by the @netflix War for Cybertron series, where Red Cog appears in multiple episodes looking like an awesome autobot trooper. Before I tell you everything about the pack, I wanted to highlight this special weapon that comes in the pack.
In episode 5 season 1 of the WFC series Arcee and BB visits mercenary SoundBlaster carrying energon vials. You can see our Red Cog here comes with one of those, but it also accepts a 5mm post on each end to enhance blasters with energon fusion or just simply plug onto any 5mm posts across the line. Cant wait to see all the combinations everyone uses it for.
Okay, I just got sidetracked, back to the reason for the post!!! The peculiar looking handheld blaster featured in this post has an alternate reason for being, please swipe and see how you can finally upgrade your WFC deluxe Arcee with the Cog double blaster weaponizer mode featured in the show!!!
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Posted by Sabrblade on May 4th, 2022 @ 11:39pm CDT
It's also similar with Cybertron Metroplex. He has a little design deviations from his cartoon design that make him only about 75% cartoon-accurate instead of the much higher percentile that each of the non-Prime Legacy toys seen so far all appear to have. Granted, Metroplex's cartoon model was already so toy-accurate to the look of the original toy to begin with, so the only way Hasbro could have maintained his cartoon accuracy would have been for them to simply make an enlarged version of the same toy from 2006, but which they evidently didn't want to do, opting instead to make an all new toy with a design that's only mostly (but not completely) faithful a recreation of the look of the original toy.william-james88 wrote:o.supreme wrote:Also it's not like any of the toys are inherently bad choices. I don't plan to get them, but I think Prime Arcee,Bulkhead, Tarantulas, G2 Prime etc... All look great, and hope they keep the variety coming
While I am glad the toys exist for anyone who wants them and likes them, I will say that I am not fond of those Prime toys like Bulkhead, Arcee and Knock Out. The toys seem fine as toys, but interestingly, those are all molds I will surely experience through redecos or p/retools if I fid them more invoking of the character they represent. Because as the are now, I am not a fan. I liked Prime, I liked the toyline and the show, a lot. And I personally find it a disservice that we are now in an era where we can have toys that look like the show and the only era in Legacy that doesn't do that is for the Prime characters. The G2 characters look like their G2 selves, the BW characters also look like how they did on the show, and the whole point of this new Menasor is that they are going out of their way to be show accurate (which seems to be a gamble that paid off), leaving the Prime characters at odds. It's also odd that the listing specified them as coming from the Prime Universe (which at least for Bulkhead did need clarification) and yet they get the neo G1 treatment. And sure, I will concede that we do have a good enough show accurate Prime Arcee and Bulkhead to contend with in the past but that is not the case with Knock Out. All to say I wont be buying any of those toys.
Posted by william-james88 on May 5th, 2022 @ 12:00am CDT
Posted by Sabrblade on May 5th, 2022 @ 12:03am CDT
Only to an extent, though. Like I said, he still has some small deviations from his cartoon design that look to be mainly aesthetic differences rather than anything necessary.william-james88 wrote:Yeah that's right, Metroplex is faithfull too.
Posted by william-james88 on May 5th, 2022 @ 1:02am CDT
Sabrblade wrote:Only to an extent, though. Like I said, he still has some small deviations from his cartoon design that look to be mainly aesthetic differences rather than anything necessary.william-james88 wrote:Yeah that's right, Metroplex is faithfull too.
Sure, I get you, but there's no debate to be had about which character this is representing. The deviations seem to be more detail, not really changing his look, at least not to the same extent. As obvious as I felt that Bulkhead was, there was a debate over who that toy was refencing, which is enough for me to label that toy as not being at all close to his cartoon model (which is exactly not the point of that toy).
But you made me think of something with metroplex. Sure, there is some deviations, but he gets a lot of love in that dedicated mold. As does Jihaxus, and as does G2 Prime (and so will "RID Scourge" when he comes out) and so does Tarantulas. They all have these dedicated molds. Those "Prime-verse" toys don't. What I mean is that Knock Out while he may be a G1ified version, that mold choice is more opportunistic than one specifically made for a G1-ified version of him. We can compare that with Lugnut back in the day which was a dedicated mold to a new version of that character. That "Prime" Arcee mold will probably look more at home with another bot wearing it and we'll see about Bulkhead.
That's just an extra angle to it that make these Prime characters feel more apart from the rest of this line. They are exactly like the Botcon toys of old where you repurpose molds onto different characters to give a new version of said characters (like that whole Cybertron beast Wars set (sorry to bring it up, it's just the best example I had)).
Posted by Sabrblade on May 5th, 2022 @ 1:36am CDT
On the flipside, Arcee and Knock Out's altmodes do both look show-accurate, if just a big more angular than how rounded they originally were.william-james88 wrote:Sabrblade wrote:Only to an extent, though. Like I said, he still has some small deviations from his cartoon design that look to be mainly aesthetic differences rather than anything necessary.william-james88 wrote:Yeah that's right, Metroplex is faithfull too.
Sure, I get you, but there's no debate to be had about which character this is representing. The deviations seem to be more detail, not really changing his look, at least not to the same extent. As obvious as I felt that Bulkhead was, there was a debate over who that toy was refencing, which is enough for me to label that toy as not being at all close to his cartoon model (which is exactly not the point of that toy).
But you made me think of something with metroplex. Sure, there is some deviations, but he gets a lot of love in that dedicated mold. As does Jihaxus, and as does G2 Prime (and so will "RID Scourge" when he comes out) and so does Tarantulas. They all have these dedicated molds. Those "Prime-verse" toys don't. What I mean is that Knock Out while he may be a G1ified version, that mold choice is more opportunistic than one specifically made for a G1-ified version of him. We can compare that with Lugnut back in the day which was a dedicated mold to a new version of that character. That "Prime" Arcee mold will probably look more at home with another bot wearing it and we'll see about Bulkhead.
That's just an extra angle to it that make these Prime characters feel more apart from the rest of this line. They are exactly like the Botcon toys of old where you repurpose molds onto different characters to give a new version of said characters (like that whole Cybertron beast Wars set (sorry to bring it up, it's just the best example I had)).
It's only Bulkhead who looks completely inaccurate no matter what mode he's in, with his robot head being the only thing that's recognizably "Bulkhead" in design.
Posted by DeathReviews on May 5th, 2022 @ 6:56am CDT
Posted by o.supreme on May 5th, 2022 @ 9:17am CDT
Posted by Big Grim on May 5th, 2022 @ 9:19am CDT
blackeyedprime wrote:Avoid buying a bad figure in the first place.
"Bad figure" is purely your opinion. In my opinion (and a great many others that I've seen and spoken with) this is a superb Galvatron figure. I'm super happy with both the original and selects versions I have. The ONLY possible problem is I do wish he was roughly the same size as Megatron.
~ Grim
Posted by blackeyedprime on May 5th, 2022 @ 11:24am CDT
Big Grim wrote:blackeyedprime wrote:Avoid buying a bad figure in the first place.
"Bad figure" is purely your opinion. In my opinion (and a great many others that I've seen and spoken with) this is a superb Galvatron figure. I'm super happy with both the original and selects versions I have. The ONLY possible problem is I do wish he was roughly the same size as Megatron.
~ Grim
That's fine, some think RED galavatron or even TR is superior. I'm not happy myself with buying a two form tripple changer that needs upgrades to make one mode look good whilst the only alt mode still is a bit meh. Saves me money at end of the day. I wasnt even fully happy with fanstoys or DX9 Galvy but I'm just picky like that. I think I actually prefer SCF Galvatron or Ehobby G1 reissue as my favourite G1 galvatrons. RED would be up there apart from the cannon, swicthing that for transparent with out the end nubbin plus a new head and it would likely be first.
As for Arcee, couldnt she already weaponise (admittedly not per show) through her gaping feet holes? TK Maxx keeps trying to sell her by alternating her in boys/girls ailses to no joy. Last I looked they had put her in both. Maybe Red Cog can get a few more of her sold.
Posted by william-james88 on May 5th, 2022 @ 1:17pm CDT
Sabrblade wrote:On the flipside, Arcee and Knock Out's altmodes do both look show-accurate
Man, tell me about it, that makes even less sense to me. It feels like getting slapped in the face as a consolation prize.
DeathReviews wrote:Mmmm…. Nope. None of that Red Cog stuff makes we want to pick up a copy of ER/Kingdom Arcee. Or Red Cog for that matter. The Fossilizers are a lot more fun to mess with than the weaponizers, IMO….
Doesn't surprise me that Death would preffer the gimmick dealing with bones of the dead.
I too preffer the fossilizers as a gimmick. It was a well executed new concept from Hasbro. I will be combining some together to form Konchu from the Moonknight series.
Posted by AcademyofDrX on May 5th, 2022 @ 1:43pm CDT
william-james88 wrote:I too preffer the fossilizers as a gimmick. It was a well executed new concept from Hasbro. I will be combining some together to form Konchu from the Moonknight series.
That's brilliant, now I'm mad that I only got the brightly colored redecoes for ones where they reused the mold. At the time, I thought I'd be bored with just ... bone-colored.
I do have Wingfinger, though, and he's the most important part, maybe I'll need to do a custom with a Marvel Legends base.
Posted by AcademyofDrX on May 5th, 2022 @ 1:51pm CDT
Unfortunately, I don't think any Generations SUV toy would live up to the Prime releases, and those are likely to remain pricey on eBay in the near future. I should probably sell my RID one since I'm so happy with the Legacy toy, but it does still have charm.
Posted by Razorbeast88 on May 5th, 2022 @ 2:11pm CDT
Posted by william-james88 on May 5th, 2022 @ 5:41pm CDT
Razorbeast88 wrote:I like the idea of using wingfinger as Khonshu as well, and using the fossilizers are armor for moon knight. I guess for now I'll armor up Punch/Counterpunch but id prefer to use a 3-faced blitzwing in the future
Ooouuu, pretty smart there with that reference.
Posted by Razorbeast88 on May 5th, 2022 @ 9:15pm CDT
william-james88 wrote:Razorbeast88 wrote:I like the idea of using wingfinger as Khonshu as well, and using the fossilizers are armor for moon knight. I guess for now I'll armor up Punch/Counterpunch but id prefer to use a 3-faced blitzwing in the future
Ooouuu, pretty smart there with that reference.
Thanks! Moon Knight is my favorite marvel character along with silver surfer and im super happy the character is getting attention with the show, and even more-so with the mention in these forums!
Posted by Big Grim on May 6th, 2022 @ 5:34am CDT
blackeyedprime wrote:I wasnt even fully happy with fanstoys or DX9 Galvy but I'm just picky like that. I think I actually prefer SCF Galvatron or Ehobby G1 reissue as my favourite G1 galvatrons.
I really like Fanstoys "Sovereign" and they're FINALLY doing him in toy colours, so I may well cave on him. The DXP one looks "okay" but I'm reasonably picky with my purchases these days. The EHobby G1 Galvatron reissue from years ago was splendid. What the SCF Galvatron, sorry? I'm not 100% up on the abbreviations.
~ Grim
Posted by william-james88 on May 6th, 2022 @ 10:56am CDT
If you find these in your area, you can share that with others in the community in your respective sightings thread.
Posted by Sabrblade on May 6th, 2022 @ 11:53am CDT
Super Collection Figure.Big Grim wrote:What the SCF Galvatron, sorry? I'm not 100% up on the abbreviations.
Posted by o.supreme on May 6th, 2022 @ 11:56am CDT
Posted by Rtron on May 6th, 2022 @ 12:23pm CDT
o.supreme wrote:Just an honest question here for members outside of the United States...Do you all just laugh at seeing how sloppy U.S. Walmarts look, or does it just not phase anyone anymore? Occasionally I still will try to tidy up the section of stores I visit, but sometimes when Its just so obvious, no care is given, I just walk away.
I haven't seen enough pictures of U.S. Walmarts to have an opinion on that. But the picture William newsed doesn't look THAT bad.
I'm usually more taken aback by how either oversized, barren or ugly the shelves look.
Posted by william-james88 on May 6th, 2022 @ 12:45pm CDT
o.supreme wrote:Just an honest question here for members outside of the United States...Do you all just laugh at seeing how sloppy U.S. Walmarts look, or does it just not phase anyone anymore?
It's not like my Walmart looks any better
I gotta say though, while my Walmart may have more stuff, that Connecticut Walmart is pretty good at having more up to date items.
Posted by o.supreme on May 6th, 2022 @ 4:51pm CDT
Posted by william-james88 on May 6th, 2022 @ 9:44pm CDT
o.supreme wrote:That actually looks pretty clean by comparison, or did you clean it up for the photo
Haha, no. I guess it does look clean, sure, but I find the random placement of things just as bad as that other pic. Just a different kind of mess.
Posted by M. Spector on May 7th, 2022 @ 10:17am CDT
Posted by Starseeker on May 7th, 2022 @ 2:02pm CDT
william-james88 wrote:o.supreme wrote:That actually looks pretty clean by comparison, or did you clean it up for the photo
Haha, no. I guess it does look clean, sure, but I find the random placement of things just as bad as that other pic. Just a different kind of mess.
I'm from CT and that photo is pretty faithful to how the Walmarts are in my area. I have two within 10 miles of each other. One is kept pretty clean like that and is quieter so I try to go to that one. The other Walmart is usually much more chaotic with stuff thrown everywhere, but it's a nice fall back option if I can't find a figure in the other store.
Posted by Sabrblade on May 9th, 2022 @ 12:10pm CDT
Posted by o.supreme on May 9th, 2022 @ 12:12pm CDT
https://hasbropulse.com/products/transf ... nd-spindle
New Impactor and Spindle!
I actually had Amazon Impactor once before and sold it, looks I'll be selling off another because I Really want that Spino Fossilizer, he look amazing!
Currently only open to Premium Members on Pulse, but below is the Amazon link:
https://www.amazon.com/Transformers-Gen ... 281&sr=8-1?tag=seibertron07-20&
Posted by AcademyofDrX on May 9th, 2022 @ 12:18pm CDT
Hasbro releases fourth version: "Okay settle down guys, I wasn't actually that excited."
(I pre-ordered it, I guess I'll add the OG to my ever-expanding Siege "sell" pile.)
Posted by Rtron on May 9th, 2022 @ 12:18pm CDT
Posted by AcademyofDrX on May 9th, 2022 @ 12:21pm CDT
Rtron wrote:Oh man, Spindle looks awesome! They did more remolding than I expected them to. Is Impactor's head new? I might be wrong, but it looks new to me, and it gives off some very strong Marvel UK vibes.
I just noticed that, it is a new Marvel UK head design, his third different one.
Posted by o.supreme on May 9th, 2022 @ 12:28pm CDT
Golden Disk was to 2021 &
Galactic Odyssey in 2020...
If this is the first of 5 releases, I wonder what the others will be? . There was probably a list leaked months ago, but I obviously missed it.
Posted by Rtron on May 9th, 2022 @ 12:32pm CDT
o.supreme wrote:So Basically Wreck N. Rule is to 2022 what
Golden Disk was to 2021 &
Galactic Odyssey in 2020...
If this is the first of 5 releases, I wonder what the others will be? . There was probably a list leaked months ago, but I obviously missed it.
Yeah, and the description says something about assembling a "Wrecker hammer", so it looks like the gimmick will be a little less lame than the Golden Disk's "use the packaging to recreate an image you could download off wikipedia!" gimmick.
Posted by chuckdawg1999 on May 9th, 2022 @ 1:04pm CDT
Posted by alekese on May 9th, 2022 @ 1:19pm CDT
Posted by AcademyofDrX on May 9th, 2022 @ 1:28pm CDT
o.supreme wrote:So Basically Wreck N. Rule is to 2022 what
Golden Disk was to 2021 &
Galactic Odyssey in 2020...
If this is the first of 5 releases, I wonder what the others will be? . There was probably a list leaked months ago, but I obviously missed it.
Original post link and table: https://www.seibertron.com/transformers ... ine/46503/
Deluxe Impactor redeco
Deluxe Leadfoot ( from kingdom mirage)
Deluxe Topspin
Deluxe Twintwist
Voyager Springer redeco
Voyager Bulkhead redeco
Fossilizer Mammoth
Fossilizer Spinosaurus
The jumpstarters are in diaclone colors, and the mammoth is rumored to come with Springer ... I think. There's also a rumored Fractyl repainted from Terrorsaur. So at least one more two-pack, but maybe they all are?
Posted by o.supreme on May 9th, 2022 @ 1:40pm CDT
Posted by Overcracker on May 9th, 2022 @ 1:48pm CDT
AcademyofDrX wrote:o.supreme wrote:So Basically Wreck N. Rule is to 2022 what
Golden Disk was to 2021 &
Galactic Odyssey in 2020...
If this is the first of 5 releases, I wonder what the others will be? . There was probably a list leaked months ago, but I obviously missed it.
Original post link and table: https://www.seibertron.com/transformers ... ine/46503/
Deluxe Impactor redeco
Deluxe Leadfoot ( from kingdom mirage)
Deluxe Topspin
Deluxe Twintwist
Voyager Springer redeco
Voyager Bulkhead redeco
Fossilizer Mammoth
Fossilizer Spinosaurus
The jumpstarters are in diaclone colors, and the mammoth is rumored to come with Springer ... I think. There's also a rumored Fractyl repainted from Terrorsaur. So at least one more two-pack, but maybe they all are?
I know the voyager Bulhead is supposed to be repainted into Prime. But what if its not Prime, just Prime adjacent.
The alt mode works well for a G1-ified Animated Magnus:
Instead of the riot shield, you give him a gun rack that turns into a hammer.
Also, is this like the 3rd headsculp this Impactor mold has received?
Posted by Munkky on May 9th, 2022 @ 1:57pm CDT
Posted by ZeroWolf on May 9th, 2022 @ 2:10pm CDT
Thanks to fellow Seibertron users, (*deep breath*) AcademyofDrX, Sabrblade, O.supreme, Ashia and Thunderton, we've learned that Hasbro and Amazon have unveiled the follow up line to 2020 Galactic Odyssey and last year's Golden Disk Collection, Transformers Legacy Wreck n Rule!
The first release scheduled is for Comic Universe Impactor (the Transformers Siege Impactor mold with a redeco and a new head, to make him look like his Marvel Comics counterpart) and Spindle (a retool of Transformers Kingdom Paleotrex).
This will be the fourth version of the Impactor mold while the fourth use of Paleotrex's mold albeit heavily changed to be a Spinosaurus.
As of writing, this set is sold out at Hasbro Pulse but you can still pre-order it at Amazon.
The gimmick of the line this time is that you can build a Wreckers Hammer out of pieces included with each figure.
Check out the pictures and product description below!
This pre-order item will be available to ship on approx
November 1st 2022
Transformers Legacy Wreck ‘N Rule Collection Comic Universe Impactor and Spindle
Product Description
Exclusive to Amazon with limited quantities available on HasbroPulse.com.
Limit of 1 per customer.
Estimated ship date subject to change, items may ship earlier or later than anticipated without notice
Payment will be collected once item is ready to ship
When a mission seems like a lost cause, the Autobots call in their toughest task force: the Wreckers. This elite strike team of hardcore warriors is prepared to rush in blasters-blazing and get the job done.
Impactor is legendary for his unyielding strength and bravery in leading the Wreckers. Spindle, a new recruit, fiercely charges into battle by his side. Comic Universe Impactor figure converts to tank mode in 19 steps. Spindle figure converts to Spinosaurus mode in 28 steps. Spindle figure breaks apart into additional weapon and armor accessories to weaponize Comic Universe Impactor figure. Includes 2 blaster accessories.
The Wreck ‘N Rule Collection includes 5 exciting packs, featuring some of the most celebrated Wreckers throughout the Transformers multiverse! (Each sold separately, subject to availability.)
Includes: 2 figures, 4 accessories, and instructions.
WRECK ‘N RULE COLLECTION: If a mission is a lost cause, the Autobots call in their toughest task force: the Wreckers. This elite strike team is prepared to rush in blasters-blazing and get the job done
THE LEADER AND THE NEW RECRUIT: Impactor is legendary for his unyielding strength and bravery in leading the Wreckers. Spindle, a new recruit, fiercely charges into battle by his side
CLASSIC CONVERSION & ACCESSORIES: Comic Universe Impactor figure converts to tank mode in 19 steps. Spindle figure converts to Spinosaurus mode in 28 steps. Includes 2 blaster accessories
ASSEMBLE THE HAMMER: Each Wreck ‘N Rule Collection pack includes with a piece of the Wreckers hammer. Collect all 5 packs to assemble and display the hammer (each sold separately, subject to availability)
EXCLUSIVE PACKAGING ART: Packaging features a piece of exclusive artwork. Collect all 5 Wreck ‘N Rule Collection packs to piece together the full scene (each sold separately, subject to availability)
Ages 8 and up
Warning: Choking Hazard - Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
What do you think of these? Will this be your definitive Impactor? Are you trying to collect all the Fossilizers?
Let us know in the Energon Pub and stay tuned to Seibertron for all the latest news and reviews!
Posted by william-james88 on May 9th, 2022 @ 2:15pm CDT
Sabrblade wrote:Now THAT's Impactor!
How is he more Impactor than the previous ones from that same mold?
Posted by Razorbeast88 on May 9th, 2022 @ 2:26pm CDT
Spindle is cool too but ill stick with paelotrex
I hope the mammoth fossilizer doesn't come with Springer because I don't need a second Springer but if it's good enough I just might!
Hopefully bulkhead is revealed soon, that way I know if I want wreckers version or regular legacy version. I'm curious to see leadfoot as well
Posted by Jelze Bunnycat on May 9th, 2022 @ 2:26pm CDT
william-james88 wrote:Sabrblade wrote:Now THAT's Impactor!
How is he more Impactor than the previous ones from that same mold?
New chest!
Posted by Sabrblade on May 9th, 2022 @ 2:32pm CDT
And head!Jelze Bunnycat wrote:william-james88 wrote:Sabrblade wrote:Now THAT's Impactor!
How is he more Impactor than the previous ones from that same mold?
New chest!
Marvel Impactor was never flat-chested like the Siege toy was, and said toy's head looked more like Starscream in yellow. This is how the figure SHOULD have looked from the get-go.
Posted by ZeroWolf on May 9th, 2022 @ 2:33pm CDT
Jelze Bunnycat wrote:william-james88 wrote:Sabrblade wrote:Now THAT's Impactor!
How is he more Impactor than the previous ones from that same mold?
New chest!
Why am I getting Sampsons malibu Stacy vibes...
Posted by Jelze Bunnycat on May 9th, 2022 @ 2:44pm CDT
ZeroWolf wrote:Jelze Bunnycat wrote:william-james88 wrote:Sabrblade wrote:Now THAT's Impactor!
How is he more Impactor than the previous ones from that same mold?
New chest!
Why am I getting Sampsons malibu Stacy vibes...
Amazing how that episode is relevant yet timeless.
Posted by Nemesis Destron on May 9th, 2022 @ 2:57pm CDT
Posted by o.supreme on May 9th, 2022 @ 3:04pm CDT
Nemesis Destron wrote:Sampsons huh? Is that a spin off of the Simpsons perhaps? Just a little grammar humor.... .
This is 10x more hilarious because I actually know someone with the last name Impson.
Posted by Sabrblade on May 9th, 2022 @ 3:04pm CDT
Posted by Nemesis Destron on May 9th, 2022 @ 3:10pm CDT
o.supreme wrote:Nemesis Destron wrote:Sampsons huh? Is that a spin off of the Simpsons perhaps? Just a little grammar humor.... .
This is 10x more hilarious because I actually know someone with the last name Impson.
Indeed!
Posted by Wolfman Jake on May 9th, 2022 @ 3:11pm CDT
Jelze Bunnycat wrote:ZeroWolf wrote:Jelze Bunnycat wrote:william-james88 wrote:Sabrblade wrote:Now THAT's Impactor!
How is he more Impactor than the previous ones from that same mold?
New chest!
Why am I getting Sampsons malibu Stacy vibes...
Amazing how that episode is relevant yet timeless.
Oh, there’s something wrong with what my Stacy says.